I'd like to apologise for the possible bad taste of the title but should you bother to read this piece I hope my intentions will become clear.
Well life has taken a turn for the strange here at Chateau Davenelli this week...I'll try and lay the facts out for you as clearly as I can.
On Monday I was visiting an ex-pat message board that I use when I became embroiled in a story concerning the conduct of a couple of "alleged" US Navy Seals (http://www.websitetoolbox.com/tool/post/chiefoyibo/vpost?id=1295901). My friend Lammy (http://im-not-a-yellow-belly.blogspot.com/) who is familiar with the gentleman who started the thread was outraged at the conduct of the "Seals" and decided to act. He duly e-mailed the US Military to demand some answers.
Well kiddies guess what happened next?
Yip about five minutes after he recieved the official denial from the US Government the message board was swamped with new users. A few of whom elected to post their thoughts on the story playing down the whole event and even going as far as to denounce the integrity of the poster. As you can imagine this created much consternation to those in the know.
Whilst watching this drama unfold I noticed that the Peer Guardian 2 icon in my system tray was blinking frantically (free download available at http://phoenixlabs.org/pg2/). So I opened it up and lo and behold who should have been trying to access my PC but...wait for it...
The US Department Of Defence, The Royal Signals in the UK, Haliburton & my own favourite USAAISC. Feel free to google any of the organisations you are not familiar with, I did and the results were eye opening to say the least.
My initial reaction was one of concern until I remembered that I had not broken any law that I was aware of. Once I was confident about that it started to amuse me that organisations that powerful would be remotely interested in me.
Throughout this week I have kept in contact with several members of the message board through MSN. Unfortunately these communications have been regularly interupted with connections "being lost". This is exceptionally unusual as we all reside in the first world and enjoy state of the art broadband facilities. I am not suggesting that these events are connected but...
Anyway to explain the headline...it is my thinking that if they really are interested in me then there will be certain key words and phrases that they will be on the look out for. So with this in mind I have decided to use them liberally in all online activity.
Yes I expect to now be met with a barrage of "you can sleep peacefully because of these people looking out for you, we live in a dangerous time etc" but you know what? I don't give a fuck. I've done nothing that could compromise national security and to the best of my knowledge I don't know anyone who has.
I'm tired of little arseholes running around pretending to be Col. Jessep from the shitty movie A Few Good Men.
Yeah I have no doubt that this will read like the rantings of a paranoid fool but I have googled some of my experiences and found a few like minded people.
I accept that "victims" of Alien Abduction could claim the same but hey ho!
A big thank you to Lammy for the title. I have to confess I did laugh when he suggested it.
2 comments:
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT after you
They are all controlled my the Masons/Illuminati who are themselves controlled by seven-foot high lizard-men. Who are themselves occasionally kidnapped by aliens whilst performing satanic rituals. With George Bush and the Queen.
Honestley.
And they've taken-down Richard Tomlinson's blog before he reveals absolutley nothing else of any interest to all but the most feeble-minded.
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