More Brit Shit

Like all nations Great Britain has it's fair share of morons. However, it was only today that I realised how fucking stupid my fellow citizens could actually be. It's Wednesday so it's list time. Tonight I bring you

Davenelli's Fucked Up Facts About Britain

• 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
• 42 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
• 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
• 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
• 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
• British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents. http://www.christmascracker-shop.com/
• 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
• 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
• A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
• 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of Control Scalextric cars.

And finally

• In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet.

Ok, granted these are not exactly the Darwin Awards but come on, how dumb are these people?

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