Wednesday, July 04, 2007

How Wrong Can You Be?


News has just reached Davenelli Towers that Strathclyde Police have released a statement denying any terrorist attack at Glasgow Airport.


According to sources the incident arose as a direct result of Nikki Lauda being late for check in.
This statement has been confirmed by John Smeaton.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Liverpool Airport was closed for 4 hours this morning...

After police found a suspicious car parked outside.

It was taxed, insured and still had its radio.