Just had the misfortune to watch The Devil Wears Prada. Without a doubt the worst film I've seen since...well since Tom Hanks last made a movie.
Review? You want a review?
Ok here goes...
Working Girl for the new millenium.
Simply...
A film by cunts
For cunts
And starring cunts (well the characters are, I'm sure the actors are all fine individuals)
Don't do it...you'll never regain that two hours of your life.
Not even the sweetly pretty Anne Hathaway could redeem this.
About halfway through I'd lost the will to live. Strange thoughts started to float around my head like...
Do Anne Hathaway and The Joker from Batman share the same mouth? They certainly use the same lipstick.
3 comments:
Watch it Dave!
Never come between a woman and her lipstick.
Gawdy lipstick is to us - like checking to see the your nether regions are still in place and then adjusting them in public - is to you.
We don't have the small dangly things that you guys have to play with so we have to buy small dangly things to keep in our handbags.
Incidentally - My small dangly pink lipstick thing does fully extend to a length that would put my ex boyfriend to shame. But then - that's probably why he's my X
And trust me - I ma not a JOKER when it comes to things like this.
I recently rented "Trainspotting" to give me an idea of what Scottish humour has to offer. Laughed my ass off throughout the entire movie.
"Devil Wears Prada" was not on my "To See" list. I'm not surprised you hated it.
Great review.
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