Doing even better in the misplacing stakes than the Post Office is (fanfare please...)
The Chinese Government.
Yip folks it appears that between 1980 and 2000 they managed to lose between 40&60 million women.
Co-incidently enough this is approximately the same number of women that Ben Affleck was romantically linked with during the same period (probably).
Where do you stash 40-60 million women?
Even Fred West would have struggled with that one.
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I don't know about the lost chinese women but Dr. John is sending quite a few women your way today.
That is a lot of girls to go missing. Scary thoughts from over there in Chinaland. Great post and blog. -Margie (sent here via Dr. John)
I think they should do a docudrama concerning the question of the missing women. And along with your reference to the romantic link with Affleck-he could be the prime investigator, and his sidekick could be none other than Jennifer Lopez!!! For entertainment value if nothing else! Dr. John sent me!
I agree with cindy. Dr. John has been sending lots of bloggers over to you. Most of them are women. Hope they won't be missing too.
What's with all the ladies Dave? Are you wearing the kilt again ;-)
Obviously the Chinese goverment and the US Postal Service use the same record keeping data base. A few missing letters -- a few missing people -- no big deal, right?
I rode over on the Dr. John train. He has made your blog his stop of the day.
OK........... I'm intruiged......
Who is Dr John?
Why does he have so many women?
Why doesn't he like me?
I'm a girl god damnit!
And he can't even use that old excuse of Sorry Eeeeeeeee Last I heard you were missing in China.
Men! Can't blog with them - Can't shoot them!
I think I know the answer ~ they were sent "special delivery" that always confuses the Postal Service.
You were a kilt? :)
Riding the Dr. John trail.
Good-bye Year of the Monkey on to year of the Rooster. The year of the Rooster is said to be unlucky for marriages and births. I don't think the year of the Monkey was very good for baby girls either. What do you think Dr. John?
who is that over there in the kilt???? I have escaped from Dr John.
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