Ok so we have reached the end of the working week and I have partaken of a few beverages on the route home. Strangely I still feel the need to feed "the beast" that is this blog.
As I am a little drunk I have elected to once again take the easy way out and give you a top five list. This time it is the...
Top 5 Repellant Chocolate Bars
- Crunchie - I can only guess at the damage this fucker is doing to my molars.
- Caramac - sorry that is not a chocolate bar it is a turd in a wrapper.
- Milky Way Stars - I have kids, even they won't eat these nasty little bastards. Have you ever wondered what happens to chocolate that has passed the sell by date? I think they melt it down to make this foul tasting confection.
- Smarties - oh look at all the pretty colours. Yes they look nice but ultimately it is like eating bath enamel.
- Toffee Crisp - sorry guys if I want cereal I'll have a bowl. Don't insult me by smothering it in cheap chocolate substitute and caramel.
After a list it has become traditional that I leave you with a joke so here goes...
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
1 comment:
"partaken of a few beverages on the route home"
You should have hooked up with me and Dyslexic Brian - We had more than a few.
Too bad we don't share the same continent
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