Following my public service announcement last night I have received further correspondance from E regarding the advice issued. It goes like this...
Eeeeeeeeeeee said...
Thanks Dr. Dave.I have revised, re-printed and re-laminated the rules as you have now re-defined. They are now suitibaly displayed in areas of extreme visibility ie: the fridge, the bathroom mirror, post it notes attached to his razor and a REALLY small laminated version attached to the remote.Will that be enough?I'll deal with the continental upheaval, (ie US - Football - not interested,) when you tell me I have this bit under control.
Thanks Dr. Dave.I have revised, re-printed and re-laminated the rules as you have now re-defined. They are now suitibaly displayed in areas of extreme visibility ie: the fridge, the bathroom mirror, post it notes attached to his razor and a REALLY small laminated version attached to the remote.Will that be enough?I'll deal with the continental upheaval, (ie US - Football - not interested,) when you tell me I have this bit under control.
Well E. All I can say is a big well done so far from Team Davenelli. Sadly Team Davenelli consists of me, my favourite teddy bear and my security blanket (see above for confirmation). I trust however that you will still find this support comforting in your hour of need.
I, sorry we, now feel that you are ready to preach to the perverted and try to enlighten our neighbours across the pond in the ways of the beautiful game. Good luck girl, I fear you may need it.
p.s. Have you given any thought to the divorce option I floated last night?
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I am pleased to announce that Phase One is complete.
I have improved on your suggestions and wired up the remote control to emit massive electric shocks to anyone who even thinks about changing channels.
I am planning my tourist destinations carefully. There is a British or Irish pub in most US cities now right? If they're selling Guinness on tap then the must have footy on screen right?
As to the divorce option - Still on the back burner for now but could come into play if other plans fall through. Would my grounds be 'irreconcilable differences or unreasonable behaviour
on a totally different subject do you realise the importance of 2 minutes and three seconds past one on your birthday????
It will be 01.02,03 04/05/06 this level of synchronicity will not happen again for another 400 generations!
Kill all hippies as Bobby Gillespie once told me.
Nevertheless, cos I will miss it, Happy b'day , May the fourth be with you
Leave the poor man in peace! Next thing you will be wanting is sole control of the remote when the Grand Prix is on.
Hmmm, Unreasonable behaviour: Pot Kettle Black?
Hmmm wonder if they show UKfooty/Grand Prix in Egypt/Mexico!
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